Stupid Glasses!!!

Emmm... I have been wearing glasses since I was in the 3rd Junior High School. At that time, this glasses felled comfortable. However after a several year of time, this comfortable glasses became JUNK glasses. Here is some of the damages:
First is the wreck at the lenses....
It was at the 2008 if I am not mistaken (everyone knows it!), when the great Steven Kelvin Anam was taking a walk at Setraduta. Wait... not walking, jogging. So the story is I was jogging to Setraduta. After about a few kilometre in Setraduta, I ran through the quick way / alley way. And because of that, I have to pass some houses. Goug!!!! Suddenly a loud bark was sounded. I was really shocked, and I jumped. Fortunate of me, I didn't fall into the white (not transparant) river. Therefore my glassed dropped down. Still shocked, I stepped on my own glasses! After seeing it for a while, I found a little wreck and scar at the lenses (the lenses drop first to the road).
Second is the stem!
It happened when I first came into SMAK 1. After about a few weeks, I began to get closer with my friends. The situation was we (I and Albert) are talking to Nadya. In front of the desk, I bowed, and wanted to move forward. Unfortunately, Albert's elbow was moving to the back. So..... crash and the range of the stem became wider....
The third is the lens....
It happened lately. It was when we all as a family was in the car, going to chiwalk. I was really tired, so I got a sleep at the car. I was woken up when we were finally arrived at the mall. I straightened my head, and made the glasses fell into the parking ground. I haven't realized it at first, so I went out of the car and walked about 1 metres. However, I looked at the car, and saw glasses. For about 1 second I was thingking. In 1 more second, I took the glasses which is nearly squezed by the car!!!!

So I was thinking about getting new glasses....